Ok...these are the things that will make enemies out of the "kind children of the earth"...
1.) Voting for Bush
2.) $60 eighths
3.) Wearing the infamous t-shirt that says...
Jerry is Dead
Phish Sucks
Get a Job
4.) Believing in proper hygiene
5.) Slipping meat into the veggie burrito's
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sat, February 28, 2004 - 6:20 PM1.Birkenstock factory closure.
2.Harshing their mellow.
3.International ban of acoustic guitars.
4.Punk rock.
5.Bringing a harmonica to a drum circle. -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sat, February 28, 2004 - 6:53 PM1. Tuggin' their dreads (With latex gloves on of course)
2. Using nitrous cartridges for a whipped cream canister
3. Apparently something called 'bogarting' really ticks them off, no clue what it is though.
4. Punk Rock (Damn Right Lisa!)
5. two words: Patchouli shortage
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 6:28 AM1. soap
2. water
3. hair/tooth brush
4. deodorant
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 8:56 AMHere's 5 more...
1.) Responsibility
2.) Waking up before 3pm
3.) Shaving
4.) Slow pan-handling days
5.) VW transmission problems
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 9:13 AM- throw away your recycleables
- use roundup on their pot plants
- skin heads
- clubbing baby seals
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 11:19 AMPersonal experiences:
1. Mohawk in x dyes
2. Pale skin even in summer
3. Torn leggings, fishnets, belts, crosses
4. High stiletto heels
5. Blasting deathrock music
...it all lead them to play the "why" game with me like they were three years old...and then I argued back...but it was worse than talking to jehowas' witnesses...any conversation ended with me saying "now I know why you need weed...you are making people sick and they cannot stand you if not under weed effect"
...and then they complained and moaned like fashionable peps...and I told them THAT! -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 1:52 PMdude, I wanna be different, just like all my other different freinds...why cant you be different too? <time to exhale>
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 12:21 PM1. dude, you snagged my bee
2. c'mon man, quit calling me Matt, i told you i go by Human now
3. debating the drug war with them
4. bashing Amsterdamn
5. embroider "Reagan was Right" on their new patch pants -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 7:16 PM1.) Handcuffs.
2.) Badge.
3.) Pepper spray.
4.) Turning a hose on them as they walk past your house.
5.) Search warrants served the day before 'harvest'.
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Thu, April 1, 2004 - 12:41 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAH---OH YES!! THIS IS GREAT STUFF!!!!
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Sun, March 28, 2004 - 1:48 PMI'm so proud of my daughter.
I told her brother to get dress because we were leaving. He's not known for his fashion sense so when he walked out my daughter said," Eww. Go change because you LOOK LIKE A HIPPIE!"
These are the moments of our lives.
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Mon, March 29, 2004 - 12:13 PM1. punch em in the nose
2. when they get up, punch em in the nose again
3. when they get up, punch them in the nose yet again
4. when they get up and complain, slep them for speaking, and then punch them again.
5. This time, when they act like they will hit back, stop, with your hands raised in submission and say "hey man! Violence never solved anything!" -
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Mon, March 29, 2004 - 12:19 PMvery nice wendy -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Thu, April 1, 2004 - 3:58 PMI couldn't resist it, it was a George Carlin moment. And to think, I am a sweety who rarely hurts flies! -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Thu, April 1, 2004 - 4:19 PMWhy hurt them when you can KILL THEM!
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Wed, March 31, 2004 - 10:46 AM1) wearing a shirt that says "HIPPIE KILLER"
2) deoderant
3) using only paper and plastic cups in your house as dishes. Fuck the environment
4) leather everything
5) a bath -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Wed, March 31, 2004 - 5:20 PM1. slipping oregeno in the weed
2. buying up all the RIT dye at the grocery store
3. wash their clothes
4. steal their bandanas
5. wear an Exxon T-shirt while eating a hamburger -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Thu, April 1, 2004 - 4:23 PMand the number one thing you can do that will piss off a hippie...
cut their gawdamn stringy nappy ponytailed hair.
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Thu, April 22, 2004 - 6:12 PM...a bit off subject, but one of my favorite bumper stickers:
"Think fast, hippie" -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Tue, September 6, 2005 - 2:13 PManother blast form the past -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Tue, September 6, 2005 - 2:22 PMwhat's orange and looks great on a hippie?
FIRE! -
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Re: Top 5 things that will piss a hippie off
Tue, September 6, 2005 - 2:24 PMouch
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