5 things you want to be when you grow up

topic posted Thu, May 27, 2004 - 8:22 PM by  Esther
Okay, we had the top 5 list of things you don't want to be when you grow up, now let's do the opposite:

1. Barber. I took the barbershop for granted. I started going to one of those chain hairstylist places because of the time convience, but I'm back at a man's barbershop. The whole environment is awesome. Hell, it's not too late to become one. Does DeVry offer a class?

2. Outfielder for the New York Yankees. The Tradition. The History. The Pinstripes. The Boss.

3. Doorman. I don't live in or near a big city so I don't know the low down, but from what I see on tv they have a pretty sweet job. George Jefferson's doorman got some mad tips.

4. "Mr. Mom". Cook, clean, run errands, no boss or co-workers...Wait, I'm doing that now!

5. Hillary Duff's bodygaurd. (you thought I forgot about you, randall)
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    Re: 5 things you want to be when you grow up

    Thu, June 17, 2004 - 4:23 PM
    1. Garth Brook's wife
    2. A veterinarian
    3. A motel manager
    4. A hooker
    5. A stripper
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      Re: 5 things you want to be when you grow up

      Tue, June 22, 2004 - 1:22 AM
      1. Reasonably seasoned, yet soft & fresh--not burnt or flakey.

      2. Able to deposit an armadillo of average size ABSOLUTLEY ANYWHERE on the planet-- at any time --- whenever i like.

      3. 500 feet tall with perfect pitch, hung like a horse.

      4. Clay Aiken's PIMP **AND** recovery sponsor.
      "It'll be better soon Clay, now go fetch me some hubba"

      5. Enjoying the weekly check from the Association of Former Oil and Gasoline Monopolies and thanking Former President George Carlin frequently.

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