Oakland, CA:

1. total lack of community
2. rampant classism
3. murder, murder, murder
4. a pathetic history of dumb city government
5. victimization
6. blight
7. did i mention murder?

none of you have NOTHING on me....I live in OHIO!!!!
Boston, LA, NYC...haha...TRY LIVING HERE, then you can bitch.

Canton, Ohio to be exact(that's 60 miles south of Cleveland for anyone who flunked highschool geography class)

1.) No opportunity- yeah we have every business that any of you have, but no matter how far you go or how much money you make, you are still in Canton, Ohio. This goes for any Northeastern Ohio town.

2.) Well this goes hand in hand with #1...but is even worse!! I'm living with my parents again!!!! Yep, that is where a college degree got me. HOPEFULLY, by summer, I'm out of here. Nothing more degrading than living at home AGAIN after graduating from higher education. AGHHH. laugh all you want.

3.) No atmosphere- No matter HOW many new businesses go up here, there is still nothing that is attracting.

4.) No social settings- No cool bars/clubs/ANYTHING

5.) Did I mention I live at HOME again!!!

6.) No interesting people- only rich meathead/ettes. No art/music scene at all.

7.) I have no friends here- After being away at college, everyone I knew around here moved away(good for them).

I WISH CANTON, OHIO ON NOBODY!!!!
get me out

Ocean Springs, MS. (Gulf Coast area, so yes we have running water and wear shoes)

1. tries to be an "artsie/fartsie" community
2. just because you're related to Walter Anderson doesn't mean that you are a great artist
3. Walter Anderson wasn't that great of an artist
4. trust me mom, there isn't any drug use in the school system
5. D'Iberville landing re-enactment is on the same level as a grade school theatre production of anything. Gives the aldermen,lawyers,doctors, and businessmen a reason to dress up in tights and indian garb...basically to crossdress and get drunk
6. Peter Anderson Festival (Walt's bro.)attracts people from all over the country to view artwork and pottery that ALL LOOKS THE SAME!!
7. "bedroom community" in which everyone is in each other's bedroom

hehehehe poor Dixie!

Kingsville, TX
1. The cops don't actually do anything, they just drive around all day. You break laws right in front of them and they will yawn and scratch their nuts.
2. The university police department will stand there for 20 minutes timing a car in a 20 minute space, while somone is smashing in windows and stealing stereos about two blocks over.
3. Half the town has herpeghonasyphilaids, so no sex for me for the next...4-5 years.
4. All my classmates are only slightly too old for me to be old enough to be their mother, 'nuff said.
5. All the businesses know that you are pretty much trapped here, especially with the price of gas, so they treat the customers like shit.
6. Pit bull fighting is the most popular thing to do in this town besides gambling casinos. Oh, did you know those are bth illegal here? Did you know you can usually find the cops there? Did you know the event directors have usually paid for a license fee from the city government for their illegal activiites? Did you know that the Corpus Christi police., the Texas Rangers, AND the state police had to raid our town, because our mayor didn't believe in law enforcement?
7. The recalled mayor, Mr' "Phil" Esquivel, is running for re-election even after having told the papers that he feels that the voters recalled him because they didn't truly understand the ballot, and that it was difficult to read, which means he called us fucking idiots. And you know, there will be people who will vote him back in!

ummmmm florida, not the interesting part. the part that borders georgia that no one visits. jacksonville to be exact.

1. everyone is or wants to be a swimsuit model. fake tits, tan, EVERYONE is completely shaved or waxed or had some sort of hair removal that costs $$$$$. they are in superficial heaven strutting around trying to get laid or find a rich husband.

2. as shelly put it its "whiteville, usa". its like village of the damned. there are only 2 kinds of people here, 1. the rich beach house owning mercedes driving golf playing country clubbing middle aged idiots OR 2. the young beach bum surfing trucker hat wearing pot heads that dont have ANY motivation to do anything in life. and everyone is a fucking racist. THERE ARE LIKE 2 PEOPLE HERE THAT ARENT WHITE!!!! ITS WASP CENTRAL!!!

3. there is nothing but strip malls. thats it. oh and some palm trees and car dealer ships. thats all.

4. its sterile, stagnant, boring, ect ect. GOD FORBID YOU THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!!!!!!!! people here dont think, b/c that would hurt their little heads too much. you have to be in the middle of the fucking bell curve 24/7 or you are ostracized. there are certain things you can never talk about and never ever do. I MEAN THE GIRLS HERE DONT EVEN MASTURBATE!!!!!!!!!!

5. the only thing famous that has ever come out of jacksonville is the lovely mr. fred durst and his amazing band of limp bizkit. i mean if nothing else says how bad it is here that is the quality of breeding that goes on here, that kinda sums it up. he fits in perfectly too. please send gun.

6. there are no job opportunities. there is nothing going on here for anyone. its a retirement/surf bum town. THERE IS NO FUTURE HERE!

7. everyone likes to give each other STDs like they are going out of style. yeah so i dont have sex ever....... EEEVVVEEERRRR

SF

1) Parking is a bitch
2) The fact that the homelessness problem has not improved at all.
3) The pseudo-hippies on Haight Street are such a joke.
4) It's so expensive to live here
5) The yuppie/frat boys/girls who lower the coolness factor of the greatest city in the world!