You know when you're thinking of all the jobs you DON'T want to do, but you can never think of the jobs that you WANT to do. Welcome to the real world...life sucks
I don't want to be...
1) an office/fax slut. you know, the girls that have to wear heels and fax and copy shit all day and take abuse from the 'oh so important' boss
2) salesperson. yuck! E-nuff said
3) high school teacher. u couldn't pay me enough money to teach unruly teens
4) an accountant
5) waitress
I don't want to be...
1) an office/fax slut. you know, the girls that have to wear heels and fax and copy shit all day and take abuse from the 'oh so important' boss
2) salesperson. yuck! E-nuff said
3) high school teacher. u couldn't pay me enough money to teach unruly teens
4) an accountant
5) waitress
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Re: 5 things you DON'T wanna be when you grow up
Thu, April 22, 2004 - 12:41 PM... tired
... friendless
... sick of life
... alone
... unloved
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Re: 5 things you DON'T wanna be when you grow up
Thu, April 22, 2004 - 12:46 PM1) lawyer
2) accountant
3) prison guard
4) the person who sucks the shit out of porta-potties
5) politician -
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Thu, April 22, 2004 - 12:47 PMand of course, everthing on E's list.
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Thu, April 22, 2004 - 2:29 PMBesides everything on e's list and Shari's portapotty job:
1. A podiatrist (eew yucky foot problems)
2. A proctologist
3. A telemarketer (Getting hung up on and rejected all day long has got to suck)
4. A dim-sum cart pusher (Again, being told "No" over and over again- constant rejection I might start to take personally)
5. A truck-driver (Sore butt, bad food on the road, other drivers) -
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Unsu...
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Thu, April 22, 2004 - 4:59 PM1. cranky
2. just a "married life"..i want something more in that..me the wife and him the husband...
3. moody(which i am already)
4. a boring life and then looking back years later.."what happend to me"
5. working forever..(sigh..oh well..)
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Thu, April 22, 2004 - 5:41 PM1. lonely
2. unhappy
3. cranky
4. unhealthy
5. regretful
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Thu, April 22, 2004 - 7:45 PM1. beer gut
2. thinning hair
3. married
4. kids
5. lazy
...damn, too late
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Mon, April 26, 2004 - 11:43 AM1. my mother
2. my grandmother
3. semi-bald with white wispy hair barely covering my pink scalp
4. bedridden
5. addicted to late night TV -
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Mon, April 26, 2004 - 10:19 PM1. I dont ever want to be a grown-up
2. Bored
3. Incapasitated, and have to rely on someone to help me eat, ect.ect.ect.
4. Unfaithful
5. Addicted to Everquest! -
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Tue, April 27, 2004 - 12:31 AMOld... ah fuck the inevitable!
Lonely
Anybody's stupid assistant
Anybody who needs an assistant; I'll do it myself, thank you
One of those old women who try to look like they're 19 when they're well over 50... -
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Tue, April 27, 2004 - 12:49 AMJobwise:
1. Podiatrist- i have an anti-foot fetish
2. fluffer- im sorry but as much fun as it is, its gotta get old after a while
3. talent agents assistant- i feel so so sorry for those people
4. Anyone involved in the meat industry- it would take all the fun out of steak
5. the guy who has to clean turned over port-o-pottys- no need to explain
As far as the rest... old, snobby, member of a country club, dishonest, and an old maid who lives all alone in her apartment with 50 cats -
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Re: 5 things you DON'T wanna be when you grow up
Tue, April 27, 2004 - 8:24 AM5. Greedy
4. Distant
3. Workaholic
2. Conformist
1. Republican
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Thu, September 1, 2005 - 1:13 AM1.) office worker
2.) dentist
3.) soldier
4.) banker
5.) construction worker -
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Mon, September 5, 2005 - 11:54 AM1. Math teacher
2. Accountant
3. Hostess
4. Insurance policy salesperson
5. Politician
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Re: 5 things you DON'T wanna be when you grow up
Mon, September 5, 2005 - 1:14 PM1. office drone
2. cpa
3. small business owner (unless it's a gallery!!)
4. prostitute
5. hairdresser/manicurist
